Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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