come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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