That's intense
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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