yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
