oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
so let's talk penis.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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