Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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