If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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