did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Randomize
