that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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