Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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