ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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