Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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