Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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