Whod you bang
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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