Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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