Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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