windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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