oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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