I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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