no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Randomize
