So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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