Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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