no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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