i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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