I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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