Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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