She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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