Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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