found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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