I feel like I'm in dance class right now
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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