So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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