i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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