I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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