im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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