I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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