evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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