so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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