Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
