Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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