We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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