Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
