I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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