The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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