With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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