the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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