I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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