im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Randomize
