Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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