I looked at my own cervix.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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