They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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